3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
January 2012
December 2011
“when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. while there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. he wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. i accepted the drink and began talking to him. no big deal. as the hour progressed, i felt myself feeling strange. i mentioned that i felt like i had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. as we were walking down the street, the thought of, “oh god, he’s drugged me. i’m going to die” came to my head. i tried to get away, but i was so drugged up that i could barely walk, let alone speak. it also didn’t help that i had really large “goth” platform because i was going through a phase. anyway, so this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. as a final act of defiance, i hit him over the head with my platform shoe. he then punched me, and i remember thinking, “why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?” while i was as careful as possible, i never saw the guy slip something in the drink. i even watched the bar tender make the drink. anyway, i lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. i locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. a very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. she and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. i was saved by a group guardian drag queens. they were basically the modern day “angels from heaven.”
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Best fucking story ever.
“i was saved by a group of guardian drag queens.”
My life is complete.
(via spudicous)
So let me get this straight:
takepainsbeperfect:
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: married 72 days, legal
Katy Perry and Russel Brand: married 14 months, legal
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka: together 8 years, not legal
Newt Gingrich: Believes gays will ruin sanctity of marriage, cheated on 2 of his 3 wives.
I see you, America.
Listen
just found this on audiobook omg
the noise at the end always gets me jfssdsf
FOREVER REBLOG.
OMG. I CANNOT.
ITS BACK
So, I skimmed through the movie "Christopher and his Kind"
It stars Matt Smith as Christopher Isherwood. Excellent movie, but OMG.
So much man sex.
SO MUCH.
MAN
SEX.
And yeah.
It’s awesome. :D
I listen to music, not lyrical porn.
