- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Best fucking story ever.
“i was saved by a group of guardian drag queens.”
My life is complete.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: married 72 days, legal
Katy Perry and Russel Brand: married 14 months, legal
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka: together 8 years, not legal
Newt Gingrich: Believes gays will ruin sanctity of marriage, cheated on 2 of his 3 wives.
I see you, America.
It stars Matt Smith as Christopher Isherwood. Excellent movie, but OMG.
So much man sex.
It’s awesome. :D
I listen to music, not lyrical porn.